Help!

[c9]

Anybody speak Russian? I've become a popular link from swimmer979, but I don't know what his post is about. Babelfish is NOT helpful.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/swimmer979/80815.html

Comments

[primary-suspect.livejournal.com]

I never use BabelFish any more but this site instead:
http://www.freetranslation.com/

According to that:
"Have wonderfully talked to the Canadian - " your mother " - " your mother " so to me Volume Клэнси in the short stories has told. I, by the way, зафрендил it(him):)
Besides it(he) like would write, that became accessible more than three юзерпиков to a free-of-charge account, at least at him(it) their five. Somebody in a rate, whether so it?

And the most important - prompt, плз, on-line translators, or than there everyone use at dialogue with vile пендосами English-speaking лжеюзерами."

[c9.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's roughly what babelfish gave me, but slightly different. It looks like he's summarized a couple of my recent posts for people.

I'm still left with a big "why" though.

[ironmanjt.livejournal.com]

Yeah, his post makes very little sense. I speak Russian, and it's definitely "online speak." Most of it is very heavy slang and hard to understand.

[primary-suspect.livejournal.com]

Why? Because you are a "mother" figure of course...

[c9.livejournal.com]

I hope "vile пендосами English-speaking лжеюзерами." isn't as rude as it sounds.

[mightycodking.livejournal.com]

I once called someone a лжеюзерами and I've always regretted it.

[egregiousness.livejournal.com]

I looked at his post, and your posts that he refers to, and his comments in one. I remain mostly bewildered. He seems clear on only a couple of points, that you're his friend (from Canada), and that the USA is definitely not...

[p00kster.livejournal.com]

Vaguely:

It's wonderful to talk with a Canadian - he told me "Your Mom", like he learned reading Tom Clancy. I, by the way, _____ him.

Besides that, he wrote that it would reasonable to have more than 3 userpics for a free LJ account, at least he has 5. Who in my year is able to (post more than 3 user pics)?

And most important - tell me, please, where there is an online translator, or maybe some english-speaking LJ users can help.

Comments in the convo are basically pointing him to online translators
and saying that you can in fact post more than 3 pictures, but regrettably of no more than 40kb.

Also some of the words are really funny... because they are English words, but just Russianised -- like please, on-line, userpic, etc.

I think it's important to find out what the ______ is. It's the key to all of this. It's what he thinks of you!

[leapfish.livejournal.com]

I thought that at first, but now I wonder if it's what he thinks of Tom Clancy.

[p00kster.livejournal.com]

lol. i just discovered what he was saying! so obvious, yet not in any dictionary. he "za-friend-iled" you. not as exciting as I thought.

I had a look on his lj site and it's making me weary of my upcoming trip to Russia. I was hoping he was a homoseksual, though his lj with pictures of girly panties, his face in the breasts of slavic strippers, and his surveys that ask "what is the first thing you check out in a girl? her ass, her breasts, her eyes?" isn't reassuring me.

[shkaev.livejournal.com]

"Who in my year is able to..." LOL your translation sucks hard =)))

Замечательно поговорили с канадцем - "Вашу мать" - "your mother", так мне Том Клэнси в своих новеллах рассказал. Я, кстати, зафрендил его :)
Кроме того, он вроде бы пишет, что стало доступно более трех юзерпиков для бесплатного аккаунта, по крайней мере у него их пять. Кто-нибудь в курсе, так ли это?
И самое главное - подскажите, плз, он-лайновые переводчики, или чем там все пользуются при общении с мерзкими пендосами англоговорящими лжеюзерами.

Here is the REAL translation to your feeble language:
We had a wonderful conversation with a canadian one - "Motherfucker" - "your mother", as Tom Clancy said in his novels. By the way i've added him to my friendlist.
Besides, he wrote that there are more than 3 userpics available for a free account, i saw 5 ones at his journal. Does anybody know is it true?
And the most important thing - tell me pls where i can find online-transation sites or some kind of that stuff, which everybody used to use, when they are trying to talk with nasty (dirty word means americans) lj-users.

That's all, folks! Pretty simple isnt it?

+1

[swimmer979.livejournal.com]

Хороший перевод, насколько могу судить. Хророшо знаешь английский?

[swimmer979.livejournal.com]

Moscow time already 22:30 so I shall go shall buy to itself to bank of beer and to have a rest. Can, still today I shall come here. I hope for continuation difficult, but interesting dialogue =)

[shkaev.livejournal.com]

of course u want, little dirty faggot =)))

[shkaev.livejournal.com]

дай мне асю в мои каменты плз

[swimmer979.livejournal.com]

Бля, надо за пивом итти, а яоторвацоо не могу, гыгыгы)))))))))

Какую асю и в каие твои каменты?

[shkaev.livejournal.com]

зоцени мой перевод твоего текста
http://www.livejournal.com/users/c9/270593.html?thread=2015745#t2015745

Re: sorry, but

[shkaev.livejournal.com]

omg! plz dont spread ur charming influence of a gay on him! or i suppose he will fuck me =)

Re: sorry, but

[c9.livejournal.com]

Thanks for calling me charming, but I am already married, so he should not worry.

[steinkill.livejournal.com]

(http://rulezman.multik.org/)

[shkaev.livejournal.com]

стопудоф! ани пасасут со своими пиреводчегами )))

[sergebus.livejournal.com]

А, бля, пацаны!!!!!! Сцу кипятком в англоязычном чате!!!!!

[c9.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I don't speak Russian. Can you translate for me?

Thank you!

[bazil-t.livejournal.com]

steinkill жжошь сцуко нах! нипадецки... заибуццо транслейтить на факинг инглишь))
гамасеки или нет?

[c9.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I don't speak Russian -- can you translate for me?

Thank you!