Help!

[c9]

Anybody speak Russian? I've become a popular link from swimmer979, but I don't know what his post is about. Babelfish is NOT helpful.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/swimmer979/80815.html

Comments

[primary-suspect.livejournal.com]

I never use BabelFish any more but this site instead:
http://www.freetranslation.com/

According to that:
"Have wonderfully talked to the Canadian - " your mother " - " your mother " so to me Volume Клэнси in the short stories has told. I, by the way, зафрендил it(him):)
Besides it(he) like would write, that became accessible more than three юзерпиков to a free-of-charge account, at least at him(it) their five. Somebody in a rate, whether so it?

And the most important - prompt, плз, on-line translators, or than there everyone use at dialogue with vile пендосами English-speaking лжеюзерами."

[c9.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's roughly what babelfish gave me, but slightly different. It looks like he's summarized a couple of my recent posts for people.

I'm still left with a big "why" though.

[ironmanjt.livejournal.com]

Yeah, his post makes very little sense. I speak Russian, and it's definitely "online speak." Most of it is very heavy slang and hard to understand.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I figured it must be a lot of slang. Fun!

[swimmer979.livejournal.com]

Если ты говоришь по-русски, почему бы тебе не перевести наши обращения друг к другу? - я вполне могу не использовать сленг.

[primary-suspect.livejournal.com]

Why? Because you are a "mother" figure of course...

[c9.livejournal.com]

I hope "vile пендосами English-speaking лжеюзерами." isn't as rude as it sounds.

[mightycodking.livejournal.com]

I once called someone a лжеюзерами and I've always regretted it.

[p00kster.livejournal.com]

I hate when people call me an "LJ-user" :)

No,

[swimmer979.livejournal.com]

It has been told - " than everyone use at dialogue with vile мерзкими пендосами* English-speaking lj-users.
*мерзкие пендосы - humiliating names of Americans (not Canadians) in Russian part of the Internet.