c9: (Cam Laughing)
Montreal is a trading post where you exchange your hopes and dreams for a mansion that costs 25 cents a month. When you get there, angels gently unburden you of your ambitions and hand you a beer. If you want more beer, you can get it at the convenience store, which has a more festive name than “convenience store.” You can drink anywhere and any time you want, because you will never again have to be sober for anything.

Montreal actually has by-laws against working, so if you move there you have to hang out forever. And the people you’ll be hanging out with are friendly and enthusiastic because they live in mansions and never have to work. They’re also very good looking, and they have sex all the time. They would like to have sex with you, too.

http://weekendatbernietaupins.wordpress.com/2011/06/06/toronto-and-the-problem-of-fun/

RTW

Jun. 10th, 2010 10:56 pm
c9: (Contrails)
Booked baby!



Added: Oh no! ... what have I done?

c9: (Contrails)
Describing Tokyo to someone who has never been there is a formidable task. After all, how do you describe a city that -- as one of my friends visiting Tokyo for the first time put it -- seems like part of another planet?

To be sure, Tokyo is very different from Western capitals, but what really sets it apart is its people. Approximately 12.5 million people reside within Tokyo's 2,100 sq. km (811 sq. miles), and almost one-fourth of Japan's total population lives within commuting distance of the city. This translates into a crush of humanity that packs the subways, crowds the sidewalks, and fills the department stores beyond belief. In some parts of the city, the streets are as crowded at 3am as they are at 3pm. With its high-energy, visual overload, Tokyo makes even New York seem like a sleepy, laid-back town.
http://www.frommers.com/destinations/tokyo/0085010001.html

SO EXCITED

Jul. 27th, 2009 04:45 pm
c9: (Contrails)
[livejournal.com profile] 1_2_ready_go and I just booked an impulse trip to Tokyo! Amazing seat sale and hotel deals, only $800 each (approximately 25-50% off, same on hotels). So excited!

Our route September 4-5, then back September 10:


Anybody been to Tokyo with advice?

Paris

Jan. 4th, 2009 07:38 pm
c9: (Contrails)
Those who have met me in person* may have already spotted these photos on Facebook, but I suspect those of you who I haven't met in person yet may also be interested in looking at the clickyclickies.

(Vincent and I went to Paris last week. Not sure if I ever posted anything about it before now. Surprise! It was great fun but ever so cold, and I'm still recovering from poor timezone management and poor other-people's-germs management.)

Days 1-2: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=192900&l=c9994&id=618435510

Days 3-4: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=194975&l=6eaf7&id=610245592

Last day: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=194550&l=62839&id=618435510


* I only facebook-friend people I've met in person for reasons not quite clear.


c9: (Contrails)
I'm in Orlando, Florida at this moment, at the Gaylord Palms Resort and Convention Center. I'm here to learn a new course I'll be teaching soon. This has been a whirlwind (channeling Sean Hayes: "worldwind") trip. I flew down yesterday, and I fly back tomorrow morning. Fun but not without its headaches.

Some random notes:

- no lounge at yow: because I was flying Ottawa to DC to Orlando, I had to stay in the US departures area at MacDonald-Cartier Ottawa International Airport. I did learn that I could use my boarding pass to enter the domestic/international departure secure area, then visit the Maple Leaf Lounge for my free snacks and alcohol and internet, and then go back out and through customs. To avoid any panic or customs trouble I went straight to the US departure area, and just sat bored.

- all three campaign planes: parked on the tarmac at Ottawa airport were the Conservatives' A320, the NDP's A320, and the Liberals' 737. The Tory plane sat alone, away from the other two. No comment.

- running into junior high friend: I spotted someone who looked kinda cute boarding my flight to DC, but didn't recognize him or anything. When he reached me, he said my full name and then told me his -- it was someone a few years behind me in junior high, who now works at Transport Canada. Small world!

- weird bus thing at iad: Dulles airport in DC has multiple terminals, and to get between them you take a bus. But the bus is also describeable as a house on wheels -- it's huge! Monster! Here's a picture, and here's the inside. They're as big as my house.

- weirdos on flight taking seats to be together: some... let's say *interesting characters* boarded my next flight, in a group, and rather than sit in their assigned seats they just grabbed the next group of seats together they spotted. They not only basically told the guy on the aisle to move in so they could sit down, but when the actual seat owner showed up they pointed to another seat further in front and told her to go sit over there. Politely, in a roughneck "just go do it" kind of way.

- gigantic hotel / convention ctr: The resort I'm staying at is quite nice -- very beautiful, lots of restaurants, huge gardens with fish and alligators in the centre courtyard. Here's a map. It took me a few minutes to register the convention centre (hint: it looks like the Sun does in those to-scale solar system maps) because the hotel is so big that I didn't even consider the idea there might be another bigger thing nearby. This hotel is so big I feel like I should be researching where the gay neighbourhood is.

- dinner on boat: last night I ate dinner on a boat. That is inside a pond. That is inside the hotel. yes, the hotel is big.

- geckos: once outside (note: not in the middle of that map, but out by the pools) there are little tiny gekos everywhere! Very fast. (well, all but one that I spotted. Poor guy.) Today at the pool I also spotted some form of lizard that I didn't recognize (because I don't know SFA about lizards) but it was not a gecko. I walked right up to it and it froze to hope I wouldn't spot it sitting out in the open away from all camouflage. Not the brightest lizard in the class of '08.

Now I'm off to bed. Hooray for early wake-up calls and early flights! Ugh.
c9: (Earth)
I'm kinda pleased with how my cover letter turned out, so I thought I would share. Try to find the cutesy thing I did to amuse myself, since I figure this is my last involvement with the Canadian Space Agency. (answer at end)

All my life I've wanted to be involved in the space program. As a child in British Columbia my room was plastered with space shuttles, rockets, planets, and stars. I was forced to leave one wall blank white just so my mother wouldn't feel claustrophobic entering my room.

The Canadian Space Agency sits at the intersection of three things I hold very dear to my heart: space, Canada, and the importance of space sciences to understanding the world around us. The opportunity to become a part of this incredible enterprise is one that I could not pass by, and one which I know in my heart I would stop at nothing to help make it successful.

I know that CSA needs strong scientists to ensure that missions are a success, and I have followed the achievements of our previous astronaut candidates with interest. But I worry that CSA also requires communicators, and this is where I would excel within the team. We are surrounded today by strong conflict around climate science, evolutionary science, peak oil, and many other game-changing events for our civilization, but our decision-makers do not have the scientific backgrounds required to separate fact from fiction. CSA and its partner agencies around the world help with that endeavour, and astronauts form a large part of the public face of that effort.

As a Canadian astronaut, I would work tirelessly to bring both the excitement of discovery and the potential for innovation to the public. I work with students every day in my adult education classes and I love nothing more than to see their faces light up with the thrill of understanding technology and learning to better their careers and their lives. Science has brought us incredible improvements in our way or life and our ability to learn about our planet and our universe, and that thrill is needed more than ever as we confront new and greater challenges to our health and the health of our home.

I see my role as being a challenger to the status quo. While governments and corporations each seek answers by looking inward and by reacting, our scientific exploration must look outward and must by nature travel in unexpected directions. Our astronauts are not just cogs in the mission machine, matching this component to this module. In fact, our astronauts are the human face on the CSA budget, the excitement on the scientific journal article, and the inspiration for thousands of Canadian children to pay attention to science and bring their own accomplishments to our country.

To this end, I bring extensive teaching, team management, and communications experience to your team. I am trained and certified in teaching, communications, and team management (see resume for details). I regularly have to transcend language barriers, bias and prejudice, and learner competency levels to ensure requirements are achieved, deadlines are met, and clients are happy with their classroom experience. My experience with defusing conflict and ensuring clarity of communication can only add to the success of CSA and my team.

Not only can I teach, but even more importantly I can learn. As a technical trainer, I am regularly called upon to learn new technologies even before general release of the product, and then effectively design and deliver training to a highly technical audience with specific timelines and requirements. My client evaluations show success in this endeavour, with satisfaction scores averaging over 95%.

From watching Marc Garneau on Challenger and Roberta Bondar on Discovery making Canadian history, to seeing Steve MacLean on Atlantis and Dave Williams on Endeavour continuing Canada’s and humanity’s achievements, I have dreamed of bringing anything and everything I have to the Canadian Space Agency and the Canadian Astronaut Corps. I look forward to seeing further successes for CSA, and I hope to one day be a part of making them happen.

Sincerely,

Cameron MacLeod


If you spot an error, then I'm screwed, because it's due at 9pm eastern and I'm going to be out of the house until after that. God, I hope there's nothing stupid in there. :-)


* I included all the different Space Shuttle names in my text in non-space contexts. The only one I couldn't do without it being awkward was Atlantis, so I included it by name in my final paragraph.
c9: (Contrails)
[livejournal.com profile] 1_2_ready_go and I just booked an impulse trip to Paris for Christmas. For those of you who have been, what is on the non-negotiable list? Also, where in god's name can we stay without having to take out a second mortgage?
c9: (System report)
The Facts:
- I booked off July 23-27 for vacation, and we booked flights with friends to show them the Maritimes (well, Halifax and PEI, to be precise)
- I have been requested* by work to teach July 28-Aug 1 in Edmonton. This requires flying to Edmonton the evening of July 27.
- I currently have a flight from Halifax to Toronto (via Quebec City on Porter Airlines) that afternoon, arriving in TO at 18:55. This flight is cancellable for credit minus a fee.
- It is possible to fly from Halifax to Edmonton that evening and only miss out on the flights with Vinny, Bryce and Daryl, but not miss out on any other vacation time. (option 1)
- It is also possible to return to Toronto with everyone, go home, get another suitcase, and then head for the big airport and fly to Edmonton, arriving about three hours later than the previous option. This only works if there are no delays greater than 30 minutes. (option 2)
- I'm probably going to choose option 1.

* I say "requested" because I could say no, but I sort of already said several weeks ago that that week would be OK, not thinking it was likely. Apparently I've learned nothing about this company in eight years, because of course they would choose that week.


[Poll #1204814]

1337

Jun. 6th, 2008 06:36 pm
c9: (Contrails)
Since January 1st, I've flown 62,237 km (38,672 miles). Of those, 35,249 km were "status" miles with Air Canada. 35,000 being the magic number to reach Air Canada's Aeroplan "Elite" status. Woo!

So now I'm sitting in the Maple Leaf Lounge at Edmonton's airport, and it is just comically extravagant. This is not the sort of thing that makes me think airlines are in it for the long haul, but it is certainly enjoyable.

- free newspapers and magazines (not just to read, to take with you)
- free salad, soups, snacks
- free pop, water, juice, cappuccinos
- free alcohol (beer, wine, spirits)
- Added: pre-rimmed Bloody Caesar glasses
- free internet and TV
- comfy chairs
- announcements about the flights relevant to people in the lounge, such as "don't bother getting up, they still have to deplane, we'll warn you when it's time"

They welcomed me at the front desk and happily explained how it all works when I said that I just got Elite for the first time, and were all "congratulations!" and so forth. They also gave me a piece of paper that proves I'm Elite until my new Aeroplan card arrives.

God, it's so bourgeois. I feel a little like I should go volunteer at a homeless shelter as penance.

Here's a fun set of stats from FlightMemory: (for all flights in 2008 plus any flights I could remember for 1999 onward... does not include regular domestic flight until 2007)



Update: Edmonton has been hit by a large thunderstorm, and the airport is "experiencing a red alert situation" so no flights are going in or out due to the weather. Guess it's a good thing I'm here in the lounge then.
c9: (Contrails)
What a weekend!

[livejournal.com profile] 1_2_ready_go and I spent the weekend in New Brunswick visiting with family and friends, traveling on Aeroplan points thanks to our house's canny (and common) ability to suck money out of our accounts.

Awake at 5am Saturday, walk to the subway -- with the legally required stop at McDonald's of course -- and here we goooooo!!! (thanks Zach!)

Saturday saw us:
  • fly to Saint John
  • get our rental car - a Mazda 5, for those curious
  • get lunch at the Saint John Superstore
  • drive to Fredericton
  • visit [livejournal.com profile] simplisticton and [livejournal.com profile] purplemartini and their chilluns Z and K
  • drive to Scotch Lake, which is out past Mactaquac Dam, outside Fredericton, to stay with Vin's mom
  • eat too much

Sunday saw us:
  • eat breakfast at the Diplomat (the (in?)famous 24-hour Chinese-ish-and-Canadian restaurant beside the SheratonDelta
  • go for a 40-minute run (Vinny only)
  • Visit the UNB campus and walk around in the throes of nostalgia (Cam only)

  • Visiting campus was fun. I walked around Head Hall, the engineering and computer-science building, which really consists of a Frankenstein's Monster combination of many different additions. The biggest building on campus, I think. Anyway, I wandered around the newest piece, the Information Technology Centre (ITC), which didn't exist yet when I was attending UNB. I found various familiar professors' names on doors -- they had been moved out of the crappy older bits of the building once brand new offices were built -- and I also spotted something else familiar: a Safe Space sticker.

    When I was at UNB, I (along with a couple queer-friendly administrators) started the UNB Safe Space program. Stickers on office doors to say you're cool with the queer kids. Fredericton went through some rough times in the late 90s for us GLBTQ* types (phobic mayor, nasty letters to the editor, freaking-out residence Don, blah blah blah) so it was a fight back tool. I'm still a little thrilled each time I visit the site and see that it's still in operation, although I think it's fairly quiet now -- once there were many stickers out there, it's hard to do much else I guess.

    Next I visited Memorial Hall, the campus theatre where I sacrificed at least a half point of my GPA over four years or so. No regrets! The theatre itself was locked, but the rest of the building was open so I wandered around, clearly the only soul in the building (this was 10am on a Sunday of a long weekend during the summer) and yet free to wander. I love Fredericton. Anyway, I wasn't able to break into the theatre by any of the many ways I knew, sadly. I wandered the basement and into the utility areas that led to the Green Room under the stage, and the stupid room was locked. (as it should be, really. Drunken theatre junkies make messes.) I did see through the door's window that old Theatre UNB production posters have been mounted on the walls of the Green Room under plexiglass, including in a nice high spot my show Lilies (yes, the John Greyson movie one). Yay! That made me pleased too.

    Truth be told, I could have wandered campus for another two hours without getting bored, so next time we visit I'll have to try to make it a weekday so I can visit people I know. Maybe Vin can plan a two-hour run or something. But it was time to pick him up from his run by this point, so here we goooooo!!!

  • off to find samosas (which are only assembled correctly in Fredericton -- I don't claim to understand, and I don't claim authenticity, I only claim absolute truth. Is that too much?)
  • next to Memere and Pepere's house. Say hello, refuse food several times, and fail to fix the allegedly universal remote control (Cam only)
  • off to Future Shop to find a better universal remote control without any USB-ness (Vinny's grandparents are not in the target market for Harmony remotes)
  • remote works, first try. yay!
  • O'Dell Park (no more fenced-in deer!)
  • Superstore (low-fat but let's be serious not really healthy either coffee cake!)
  • Ben and Jackie's for another quick visit
  • back to Scotch Lake for dinner

  • On the way back, we passed a small cemetery, which has been there for many years. Except this time, there was a brand new cheap pinewood box sitting by the road, approximately the shape of a casket delivery box, if there is such a thing. We did not stop to investigate.

Monday included lots of tiredness, a drive back to Saint John, enduring a bit of inanity on TV, some tasty Chinese-ish food, and now we sit in the airport bored to tears. Damn you Aliant and your wifi hotspot that is neither free nor linked to any other hotspot systems!

Update later: On the approach to YYZ, around 9:30pm Eastern, we had the lovely sight of hundreds of towns, cities, and backyards setting off fireworks for Victoria Day! Nothing is so lovely as seeing an entire metro area twinkle and sparkle quite like that.

Hope everyone else's weekend was fun!
c9: (Contrails)
Judging by the current trend in oil prices, your cheap airfares are about to disappear for good. Salon's Ask The Pilot has more.

In short: jet fuel costs more than anything else airlines pay for, and it's way past the feasible business model range. Jet fuel was 86 cents per gallon in 2003, but is around $6 today. Let's say you fly a 767 with 300 seats across the Atlantic on a 5-hour flight. That plane could burn 50,000 pounds of jet fuel, or almost 8000 gallons. At the current $6/gallon, that's $160 per passenger. One way. Then the airline has to pay for the plane, the crew, the landing fees, and food, the toilet paper, and so on and so on. (note: all specs approximate)

I'm glad I'm earning lots of points this year, because I sure won't be next year.

Note: numbers updated based on different estimates I found.

Another note: I found more numbers here, so I think the numbers could be as high as $400 per person, one way, in the above example.
c9: (Escalator)
  • Ripping CDs into iTunes is taking forever. Man! I'm glad I finally have my various bits of technology arranged in a reasonable way to make it worth doing, but 300+ CDs is a big project. And no, I'm not ripping to 320kbps .ogg or anything, just boring 160 MP3. So far I don't care enough about fidelity I guess.
  • Seriously, WTF is with duvet covers? Are we not meant to have duvet and cover fit together and stay that way?!
  • A good friend had a crappy week last week, and I hope he's doing OK.
  • We have a new tree in our front yard! It's like 5 feet high, so hopefully it will do better than the little 1 foot high one that didn't survive the winter.
  • So much travel for work these days. Ottawa on Monday (one night), Saint John (!) on the following Monday (two nights), then Calgary the day after I get back for one night, then Vancouver the Tuesday after that for one night... eeek! Mississauga for a week in May, Edmonton for a week in June. I'm still enjoying it, mostly because I know it will all settle down soon and I'll look like a cost-centre to the company again until the fall.
  • Now that I'm teaching again I'm remembering the things that drove me batty about teaching... the loss of control and the disconnect from the rest of the company will be weird. I've gotten used to knowing everyone and having answers to every question, but now we've got lots of new faces around the office and I have no idea who they are.
  • I'm going to see Puppetry of the Penis on Saturday. I only know a tiny bit about it (the obvious bit I guess).
  • I'm running out of things to say, and the gas and water bills are staring at me. Make them stop staring.
c9: (Contrails)
Today's trip from Calgary to Toronto so popular that Air Canada "changed the equipment" -- swapped in a bigger plane. Bigger by 50% actually -- they replaced the Airbus 320 with a Boeing 767-200. I looked up the fin number (618) on Air Canada's site to learn a bit more about the plane, and turns out that it's one of the oldest 767s in the fleet!

Here it is when it first joined Air Canada: (check out the ancient livery!)


...and here it is today: (two paint jobs and 18+ years later)


I also learned that it doesn't have the upgraded Air Canada interior, with personal TVs and power plugs for everyone. In fact, it has zero power plugs anywhere (rare these days except on WestJet) and probably has the awful old projection TV at the front of the cabin and that's it. Ugh.

I plan to charge up my laptop battery and hopefully have enough juice to keep myself entertained for four hours.

Pray for Mojo.

Boxes Day

Dec. 26th, 2007 07:49 pm
c9: (Banging my Head)
I remember when I used to type crap into this journal all the time. I also remember when all my friends didn't regularly post the exact same phrase in their journals. *dramatic sigh, etc*

Updates:
  • Still healthy. I went to the internal medicine specialist clinic a couple weeks ago and they poked and prodded, and then decided on more blood work and a CT scan. In fact they misdiagnosed something** it seems, at least according to my regular doctor. I hope they find something to explain the weirdness, and I also hope it's incredibly minor. "Eat more broccoli," they'll say. "No," I'll reply. They asked me to track my temperature each day over the holidays too, so I bought a digital thermometer to do so. I'm very consistently between 35.3 and 36.7 degrees. (I check before and after sleeping, so my body is kinda shut down at the time.
  • Still working for the back-medication-sounding company**. Moving out of recruitment and desk work a bit in 2008, back to teaching more. Somewhere between 50% and 75% seems to be the thought of my boss, but somewhere between 40% and 60% is my plan. Lot of benefits, including better compensation (to be determined) and plans to work with the IT team on internal programming and testing projects. Could lead to some fun stuff and a completely different area. Biggest benefit: getting to play with exciting new technology*** again. Should all happen in February or so. This company has a habit of dragging things out****, so who knows.
  • Christmas has been fun. My parents are taking [profile] 1_2_ready_go  and me to Hawai'i January 9th, so we planned to skip their house for the holidays and just do New Brunswick. We flew to Saint John on Sunday, and flew back this morning. Quick trip! Nice to get down there though, as I haven't seen Vin's family in a couple years. My mom is a little insistent about us visiting though, I think because of my health, so we're going to head up there on Saturday for the night. Another quick trip, but at least the travel time is shorter.
  • Bizarreness Bulletin: We will be in Hawai'i January 9-18*****. I recently learned that my boss, our Toronto Branch Manager, and some local friends will be there at that time too. A little creepy. 
* just a rash
** according to Sarah
*** also Vista, unfortunately
**** research our press releases for a depressolarious laugh
***** Kona for six nights (staying here) and Honolulu for two nights (staying here). Just for the shopping in American dollars. I know!
c9: (Lucky on my Lap)
We're home from Wasaga Beach - woo! Great fun, lots of sun and playing in the lake. We were gone from Saturday morning until Monday afternoon, and the cats were fed by a friend on Saturday evening.

Unfortunately, said friend accidentally closed the door to the basement before he left.

The cat litter is in the basement.

The cats were not impressed.

They tried really hard, but couldn't keep it all in for 48 hours. So Action Cat's favourite giant floor pillow became a litter box, and the bathroom mat became a litter box.

Said friend also left the door to our bedroom open.

So the wonderful duvet on our bed also became a litter box.

Augh.

Cats really don't like that -- they weren't punishing us, they were trying to hide it but had few options to choose from. The shit in the bed was actually "buried", in a sense, in the covers. And the cats were quite quiet when we got home.

I'm removing that goddamned door.
c9: (transit)
  1. I still love this icon. If you live in Toronto or use our streetcars, check out www.mynewstreetcar.ca to sound off on what you want to see in the new ones!
  2. Vincent is sick with strep throat, as am I. However, he's brand new to it, whereas I'm on day four of antibiotics. Learn more about strep throat from the medical experts of wikipedia!
  3. I'm flying to Winnipeg today for a 2-day class. Back Wednesday. I hope my husband will be OK, I feel guilty leaving him home sick.
  4. I just opened a new bank account for the money I'm collecting for our family reunion. *Another* plastic card to carry around. Woo!
  5. While I'm waiting for my flight, having free internet would be wonderful, but neither YYZ nor YWG have free internet. Grrr.

Busy Day

Jun. 3rd, 2007 08:50 pm
c9: (Contrails)
I'm in Victoria! Only until Wednesday morning, but it's very exciting to be back where I lived from age 3-10. I recognized a few things on the drive in from the airport, but really only the downtown core is familiar. I spent most of my youth in my old neighbourhood, which I may not get a chance to visit, but we'll see.

Today started at 0730 as I got ready to leave. I was already packed for the most part, but I wanted to ensure I wasn't late for my flight. In Toronto, I find it easier to take the TTC to the airport. It takes the same amount of time, but is carbon-guilt-free and free-free too with my Metropass. Normally the TTC runs from before 5:30am to after 1:00am, but Sunday mornings the subways don't start until 9am. I figured that was fine for my 11am flight -- it's only 45 mins by TTC to the airport, especially when there's no traffic. But when I arrived at the bus stop at 9am, the next bus wasn't for 20 minutes, and I needed to travel 7 minutes by bus, 5 minutes by subway, visit my office for a minute, then 25 more minutes on the subway, and 20 minutes by bus to finally reach the airport.

(It sounds like a crazy process, but it's actually not. And remember: free, plus the same amount of time. Woo!)

So I started walking, and realized I didn't want to walk with my luggage, plus it would take too long and I'd be late getting to the airport. Ideally, I wanted to be there at 10am for my standard one hour check-in. I was already checked-in over the web, but still.  I ended up catching a cab to the office, getting my paperwork, and then entering the TTC at that point. I was quite worried about timing, since it was 9:30 when I entered the TTC, and the damn subway didn't show up for another six minutes. But I knew that I wasn't checking any bags and I could run, it would just be frustrating. When I reached the last subway stop, where the bus leaves for the airport, there was one right there, and in the Sunday morning non-traffic, it lived up to its name ("192 Airport Rocket") and got there in like 7 minutes. It took another 5-6 to get to my terminal, but still.

I made my flight with plenty of time to spare. When I got on the plane (aisle seat, so as always I tried to board dead last to avoid the standing in line garbage) my seat was occupied. I pointed it out, and the guy realized he'd chosen 20D instead of 20C. I didn't care, so I offered to take his seat. It helped that he was freakin' hot. I would have taken any seat he offered me, you might say. Something about his face was very familiar too, like he looks like a hockey player or someone I went to university with. Not sure. I spent an unhealthy amount of the fight staring at him, which I hope didn't make him uncomfortable. Well, maybe in the pants.

The plane had an overflowing sink before takeoff, so we didn't actually push back from the gate for about 25 minutes so they could clean that up. I was worried, since I only had about 45 minutes in Vancouver to catch my connecting flight to Victoria. As it turned out they made up all the lost time in flight, so I had lots of time in Vancouver to wander around.  When I boarded my little tiny Dash-8 to get from Vancouver to Victoria, there wasn't anybody in my seat. (back of hand to forehead) Désolé!  However, a few minutes later who should board but my four-point-five-hours-of-low-grade-lust secret boyfriend, 20C. He sat way back in the plane with his friends though, darn it.

A flight from Vancouver to Victoria, for those who haven't had the joy, is a thing to behold. Twelve minutes, at an altitude of 4000 feet. Basically, enough altitude to get over the coastal mountains and dodge the float planes. The flight is so quick that the flight attendant doesn't even walk around -- he just sat and read the paper. He probably got three pages read before the double-ding of descent began.

(That sounds like a title for a horrible pulp novel. The Double Ding of Descent. Or maybe The Hardy Boys and the Doubly-Dinged Descent.)

The cab from the airport was freakin' $50! But my cab driver's name was Kam, which amused me. I arrived around supper time eastern, or mid-afternoon local. I went for a walk to confirm the location of the class tomorrow, and then went to find some dinner. I found some, but it proved disappointing: mediocre fish&chips (with the chips replaced with awful AWFUL caesar salad). And now here I am in the hotel, trying to choose the correct time to go to sleep to not get jetlagged too much. I fly home in sixty hours, so I don't want to be dead to the world.

There's some sort of bizarre fashion show about to happen on top of the parking garage right outside my window. This may inhibit my sleeping plans. (Update: Added link I just found. I say bizarre because it's on a parking garage, not in any form of judgement on the event itself of course.)

---

I just thought up an awesome LJ-browser plugin idea. If someone wants to create this, please credit me for inventing it but you can have the money. No wait, I want the money too.  Anyway, the idea is this: click a toolbar button, and your browser offers to create links to Wikipedia for all the significant nouns in your post. I'm not sure how it could figure out which ones to choose, and offering a list of 417 would be way too many. Hmmm.
c9: (Contrails)
I just booked some promo fares on Porter Airlines, Canada's coolest airline. Woohoo!  They fly out of Toronto Island, which is about 25 minutes by public transit from us (and even closer when we leave from work), compared to an hour (or worse) with Pearson (Canada's busiest airport).

We're heading from Toronto to Halifax for the second weekend in August for the family reunion. The reunion is actually in PEI, but the chance to fly Porter for cheap was worth it, since to fly cheap we'd be heading for either Halifax or Moncton anyway, and renting a car anyway.

Exciting!
c9: (Earth)
OK, here's the deal. List one place you've been for each letter of the alphabet. Rules: Countries are worth 100 points, but you can only claim a country if you traveled to multiple places in it. Provinces and states are worth 10 points, but again you can only claim them if you traveled to multiple places within. Cities, towns, villages, malls, rivers, etc are worth one point. If you've been into space (even low-Earth orbit) you get 1000 points. Maximum score, therefore, is 3500. What's your score?

Alberta (10)
British Columbia (10)
Canada (I've traveled to or through nine provinces so far!) (100)
Durban, South Africa (1)
Eaton's Department Store (1)
France (100)
Gauteng Province, South Africa (10)
Hawai'i (10)
Idaho (10)
Johannesburg, South Africa (1)
Kwazulu-Natal Province, South Africa (10)
London, England (1)
Maine (10)
Nevada (10)
Ontario (10)
Prince Edward Island (10)
Quebec (10)
Rome (1)
South Africa (100)
Toronto (1)
United States (100)
Vermont Edit: Vatican City (100)
Washington State (10)
Xerox toner supplier (Staples) (yes, I cheated. X is hard.) (1)
York Regional Municipality (1)
Zurich, Switzerland (1)

Cam's score: 629

I thought of a few places I wanted to use, but they would have lowered my score: Athens Airport, Gateway Village PEI, and Walla-Walla Washington. :-)

Edit: [profile] nihilicious reminds me of the Vatican. Literally.

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