Behold the Future!

[c9]

(realplayer required)
http://easylink.playstream.com/threesquared/toto/300_neorest.rm

or quicktime required
http://easylink.playstream.com/threesquared/toto/300_neorest.mov?embed

or finally I suppose WMP required
http://easylink.playstream.com/threesquared/toto/300_neorest.asx

Comments

[jdhorner.livejournal.com]

Real and WMP?

dude... make it stop.

quicktime all the way.

[c9.livejournal.com]

It's so hard to choose between the proprietary, unstable, piggy formats, with their inconsistent, nonstandard GUIs. :)

[jdhorner.livejournal.com]

ugh. i'd take quicktime's "liberal" use of apple's posted HIGs over the shit that Real churns out or MS's stuff any day. :-)

[c9.livejournal.com]

Part of me really wants to switch over to ogg for music and idunnowhat for video, but the real world just doesn't make it that easy. Real is actually going open source which is cool. But they're all trouble, agreed.

[simplisticton.livejournal.com]

Ogg/Theora for video. Works nicely.

[strainednoodles.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted a toilet with a heated seat!?

[primary-suspect.livejournal.com]

Yeah they are wicked. My brother in Japan has a heated seat toilet and it even washes your bits and pieces with warm water. It also has a little fan to suck away any foul odours.

[strainednoodles.livejournal.com]

Thats so great. Japanese by far have the coolest gadgets!

[primary-suspect.livejournal.com]

He just has the basic model too. The more advanced ones will analyse the content of your waste and warn you if there are any medical problems found and can even relay the data to your physician.

[roosterbear.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord.

I don't know why my mind always goes there, but it was someone's job to create that video. How would you like to be paid to come up with terms like "bathroom experience"? And then, there's the voice.

"So, what do you do for a living?"

"Oh, I do voice-overs. I just did one for this really cool toilet. Or I guess I should say really hot toilet, actually..."
"Oh, I play the background music in a toilet ad..."
"Oh, I write the background music..."

"Really? Where do you get your inspiration?"

The mind, it boggles.

[gueny.livejournal.com]

What the F@#$ was that? Please tell me it's an old skit fron SNL

[c9.livejournal.com]

Nope! It's real! Will Smith owns two!