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Apr. 7th, 2004 09:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
c9I now present: Ask Eight Bitchy Gay Guys At A Party!
(straights, women, and miscellaneous also welcome)
Funniest answers to this letter could end up published! (no names will be printed, no payment, no ownership, no copyright, etc)
DEAR 8BGGAAP: When I date a man, I wine and dine him with gifts and candlelight dinners, but they never seem to be appreciated. Not only that, none of them ever do anything for me. I am always being stood up, heartbroken, used or taken advantage of.
What am I doing wrong? What do men want or look for in a woman? Also, should I be dating men who are separated? -- LONELY AND CONFUSED, COLUMBIA, MD.
(straights, women, and miscellaneous also welcome)
Funniest answers to this letter could end up published! (no names will be printed, no payment, no ownership, no copyright, etc)
DEAR 8BGGAAP: When I date a man, I wine and dine him with gifts and candlelight dinners, but they never seem to be appreciated. Not only that, none of them ever do anything for me. I am always being stood up, heartbroken, used or taken advantage of.
What am I doing wrong? What do men want or look for in a woman? Also, should I be dating men who are separated? -- LONELY AND CONFUSED, COLUMBIA, MD.
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Date: 2004-04-08 05:32 am (UTC)And if this fails, try auditioning for The Swan. A little plastic surgery probably couldn't hurt. Everyone knows that beautiful women are appreciated more than the ugly ones.