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I now present: Ask Eight Bitchy Gay Guys At A Party!

(straights, women, and miscellaneous also welcome)

Funniest answers to this letter could end up published! (no names will be printed, no payment, no ownership, no copyright, etc)

DEAR 8BGGAAP: When I date a man, I wine and dine him with gifts and candlelight dinners, but they never seem to be appreciated. Not only that, none of them ever do anything for me. I am always being stood up, heartbroken, used or taken advantage of.

What am I doing wrong? What do men want or look for in a woman? Also, should I be dating men who are separated? -- LONELY AND CONFUSED, COLUMBIA, MD.

Date: 2004-04-07 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bartok.livejournal.com
LACCM,

You are obviously either extremely ugly and/or fat. You are a woman unable to score in an era when men will turn to soft fruit for pleasure. Buy a good paper bag to put over your head when you go out in public.

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