At Club Vortex on Friday evening my nipples (well, my pectoral areas) received far more than their fair share of attention as well. Perhaps it is a larger issue than we all thought, perhaps even of epidemic proportions.
In order to determine whether or not your nipples have received an undue share of attention, a detailed analysis of said nipples - replete with topographical, demographical, historical, and social examination - must be performed. In fact, I'm fairly sure that in response to the current crisis a Department of Nipples will be established, imbued with all the power necessary to ensure the safety of nipples from discrimination. I nominate Britney Spears to the secretaryship.
I think if every government had a department of nipples, things would be much different on this planet. Probably worse, given the predisposition towards autocracy and theocracy. Dammit.
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Date: 2004-02-08 11:38 pm (UTC)It does look tasty. I may have to try the recipe.
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Date: 2004-02-08 11:51 pm (UTC)Where did you find the shot?
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Date: 2004-02-08 11:59 pm (UTC)Click the cupcake for the recipe.