You've made me cry, you nasty evil man you, with your refusal to stop it with Janet Jackson's nipples. My nipples are jealous because they have never received one half so much attention, and are, if I do say so myself, much better looking than hers.
At Club Vortex on Friday evening my nipples (well, my pectoral areas) received far more than their fair share of attention as well. Perhaps it is a larger issue than we all thought, perhaps even of epidemic proportions.
In order to determine whether or not your nipples have received an undue share of attention, a detailed analysis of said nipples - replete with topographical, demographical, historical, and social examination - must be performed. In fact, I'm fairly sure that in response to the current crisis a Department of Nipples will be established, imbued with all the power necessary to ensure the safety of nipples from discrimination. I nominate Britney Spears to the secretaryship.
I think if every government had a department of nipples, things would be much different on this planet. Probably worse, given the predisposition towards autocracy and theocracy. Dammit.
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Date: 2004-02-08 03:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-08 05:56 pm (UTC)S.
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Date: 2004-02-08 11:09 pm (UTC)But it does look tasty.
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Date: 2004-02-08 11:38 pm (UTC)It does look tasty. I may have to try the recipe.
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Date: 2004-02-08 11:51 pm (UTC)Where did you find the shot?
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Date: 2004-02-08 11:59 pm (UTC)Click the cupcake for the recipe.
it had to be said
Date: 2004-02-09 05:03 am (UTC)