Advice for Children

[c9]

...courtesy of the first seventeen minutes of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original, not the new one).

• It's OK for strange men to hug you, and give you candy.
• Candy stores the size of a Starbucks are profitable, even when they give away approximately 5 pounds of candy free to each child each day.
• It's a good thing to encourage your bed-ridden grandfather to smoke.
• It's OK for your four bed-ridden grandparents to spend twenty years in the same bed.
• In 1971 the world population was 100,000,000,000.

I swear the whole thing is an acid trip.

Comments

[thespos]

LOL!