Advice for Children

[c9]

...courtesy of the first seventeen minutes of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original, not the new one).

• It's OK for strange men to hug you, and give you candy.
• Candy stores the size of a Starbucks are profitable, even when they give away approximately 5 pounds of candy free to each child each day.
• It's a good thing to encourage your bed-ridden grandfather to smoke.
• It's OK for your four bed-ridden grandparents to spend twenty years in the same bed.
• In 1971 the world population was 100,000,000,000.

I swear the whole thing is an acid trip.

Comments

[jdhorner.livejournal.com]

one of you is on acid and the other is trying on condoms...

what the hell is going on in KW tonight??

[c9.livejournal.com]

We told you to visit, and instead you just sped on by.

[purplemartini.livejournal.com]

Just wait til they go on the boat ride. I swear it will give you nightmares.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've seen it before and it's bonkers.

[jdhorner.livejournal.com]

yes! in our invisible airplane on our way to thriving and jumping London, ON.

[c9.livejournal.com]

You never told me it was invisible! That's completely different.

[jdhorner.livejournal.com]

i don't half-ass my tech purchases, thank you very much.

[c9.livejournal.com]

During frosh week at my all-male residence at UNB, the suggestion was frequently heard, "full ass or no ass!"

But the other residence was gay.

[jdhorner.livejournal.com]

"full ass" ?

hmmm.

[simplisticton.livejournal.com]

Ah, frosh week. You could cut the homo-erotic tension with a knife.

[thespos]

LOL!

[thespos]

That movie seriously scared me as a child... just seemed all so creepy.

it honestly was really strange

[benjidacruick.livejournal.com]

I remember watching it one day recovering from a binge drinking night up all night dancing at System Soundbar.. (yeah yeah) and it really freaked me out.

speaking of movies - btw - 3 more days until RENT is released in theatres. want to join me in seeing it Wednesday night?

Re: it honestly was really strange

[c9.livejournal.com]

Woooo! Totally! Except I have rehearsal that night. But maybe a late show? Hey, you work on Wednesdays, you're probably talking late show anyway. Sign us up! Or at least most likely.