Advice for Children

[c9]

...courtesy of the first seventeen minutes of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original, not the new one).

• It's OK for strange men to hug you, and give you candy.
• Candy stores the size of a Starbucks are profitable, even when they give away approximately 5 pounds of candy free to each child each day.
• It's a good thing to encourage your bed-ridden grandfather to smoke.
• It's OK for your four bed-ridden grandparents to spend twenty years in the same bed.
• In 1971 the world population was 100,000,000,000.

I swear the whole thing is an acid trip.

Comments

[c9.livejournal.com]

We told you to visit, and instead you just sped on by.

[purplemartini.livejournal.com]

Just wait til they go on the boat ride. I swear it will give you nightmares.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've seen it before and it's bonkers.

[jdhorner.livejournal.com]

yes! in our invisible airplane on our way to thriving and jumping London, ON.

[c9.livejournal.com]

You never told me it was invisible! That's completely different.

[jdhorner.livejournal.com]

i don't half-ass my tech purchases, thank you very much.

[c9.livejournal.com]

During frosh week at my all-male residence at UNB, the suggestion was frequently heard, "full ass or no ass!"

But the other residence was gay.

[jdhorner.livejournal.com]

"full ass" ?

hmmm.

[simplisticton.livejournal.com]

Ah, frosh week. You could cut the homo-erotic tension with a knife.