Convincing Argument

[c9]

Well, clearly being gay is wrong, since extension cords are heterosexual.

Comments

[stargazen.livejournal.com]

Of course... Tops and bottoms... :-p

[stargazen.livejournal.com]

P.S. he looks kinda cute (guy on the left)

[putaindemerde.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well definitely not the guy on the right...

Strangely enough, the guy on the left looks exactly like a straight guy I know... hmmm, maybe not so straight after all? :-/

p/s - Cam, I hadn't even noticed the extension cord. That was a hoot!

[joecdn.livejournal.com]

jesus - what's he gonna do, strangle the homo with it? LOL Or is it just his idea of a feather boa?

[ironmanjt.livejournal.com]

hmmm last I checked, God didn't "abhor" anyone.

(this is actually just a shameless chance to use this icon)

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

God always expresses himself through extras from "Lord of the Rings".

[rostin79.livejournal.com]

I wish it said "God Abwhores You!"

But now i see the light. The extention cord did it for me. I need to banish my wicked past....

[iambic-cub.livejournal.com]

Is this a gay/anti-gay thing, or has the twink/bear conflict spilled into the streets?

[disasternat.livejournal.com]

Oh god I hope its just a gay/anti-gay thing.. we don't need a nother twink wars!

God the fur flying off the bears alone would be an environmental disaster... let alone the sheer carnage the twinks would cause... its unspeakable.

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

I agree. Six episodes of Twink Wars was quite enough.

[sisyphus238.livejournal.com]

Good point. Never considered that before.

[simplisticton.livejournal.com]

Extensions cords are always and forever stuck in the middle of a threesome. I bet his god would abhor that too.

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

Laugh Out Loud Award for the day!

[adamdavid85.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's making some strange kind of penis-and-vagina metaphor...

[vorpal.livejournal.com]

Dude, I can assure you that, given that night of drunken debauchery back when, the extension cords in my bedroom are definitely not exclusively hetero. Kinky bastards.

Maybe holding a bright yellow extension cord just makes that big tough guy feel all manly. Or he's so limp-cocked from his latent gay tendencies that he can only get it up with a big burst of electicity administered to his nards.

I'm bored and feeling stupid. Could you tell?