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c9 ([personal profile] c9) wrote2005-06-08 01:48 pm

Convincing Argument

Well, clearly being gay is wrong, since extension cords are heterosexual.

[identity profile] stargazen.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
Of course... Tops and bottoms... :-p

[identity profile] stargazen.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
P.S. he looks kinda cute (guy on the left)

[identity profile] putaindemerde.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well definitely not the guy on the right...

Strangely enough, the guy on the left looks exactly like a straight guy I know... hmmm, maybe not so straight after all? :-/

p/s - Cam, I hadn't even noticed the extension cord. That was a hoot!

[identity profile] joecdn.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
jesus - what's he gonna do, strangle the homo with it? LOL Or is it just his idea of a feather boa?

[identity profile] ironmanjt.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
hmmm last I checked, God didn't "abhor" anyone.

(this is actually just a shameless chance to use this icon)

[identity profile] nihilicious.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
God always expresses himself through extras from "Lord of the Rings".

[identity profile] rostin79.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish it said "God Abwhores You!"

But now i see the light. The extention cord did it for me. I need to banish my wicked past....

[identity profile] iambic-cub.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this a gay/anti-gay thing, or has the twink/bear conflict spilled into the streets?

[identity profile] disasternat.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god I hope its just a gay/anti-gay thing.. we don't need a nother twink wars!

God the fur flying off the bears alone would be an environmental disaster... let alone the sheer carnage the twinks would cause... its unspeakable.

[identity profile] nihilicious.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
I agree. Six episodes of Twink Wars was quite enough.

[identity profile] sisyphus238.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point. Never considered that before.

[identity profile] simplisticton.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Extensions cords are always and forever stuck in the middle of a threesome. I bet his god would abhor that too.

[identity profile] nihilicious.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Laugh Out Loud Award for the day!

[identity profile] adamdavid85.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe he's making some strange kind of penis-and-vagina metaphor...

[identity profile] vorpal.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I can assure you that, given that night of drunken debauchery back when, the extension cords in my bedroom are definitely not exclusively hetero. Kinky bastards.

Maybe holding a bright yellow extension cord just makes that big tough guy feel all manly. Or he's so limp-cocked from his latent gay tendencies that he can only get it up with a big burst of electicity administered to his nards.

I'm bored and feeling stupid. Could you tell?