Reminiscing

[c9]

355 days ago, leapfish and I left a $744.85 tip at a restaurant in Ottawa. Yikes.

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[thespos]

What did you order for dessert? :-P And what was the waiter wearing? :-P

[c9.livejournal.com]

I don't quite recall, though I suspect we saved one of the menus, even though they spelled Vinny's name incorrectly. Anyway, there were 91 desserts, some involving berries, and some involving cheesecake. And maybe pears? Vinny can help me out on this tomorrow when he wakes up.

[c9.livejournal.com]

The waiters wore shirt and tie, of course. It wasn't one of those parties.

despite nihilicious' attempts at bribery

[thespos]

Oh.. this was your wedding... teasing me like that...

[c9.livejournal.com]

I teased no one. :)

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

I was not the only one flirting with the waiters, thank you very much.

I was just the most popular one.

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

I'm sure his girlfriend can pronounce "roofies".

[c9.livejournal.com]

SHe's very embarassed about her speech impediment, sheesh.

[cap-hill-latte.livejournal.com]

It was almost as if you had picked the restaurant based on the general hotness of the waitstaff...

I still cherish the moment where Sharon turned to our waiter and asked "How big is your penis?!" (In her defense, it was out of context, but still horribly funny. And made him blush like a schoolgirl.)

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

I wasn't at your table. But I'm having a hard time imagining a way of taking "How big is your penis" out of context ...

[cap-hill-latte.livejournal.com]

We were talking about the guys we had each dated who had issues with the fact that we made more money than they did. She was saying that when the ‘what do you do’ question comes up on a date she feels as though she might as well be asking about penis size. The full quote was “I might as well be asking them ‘how big is your penis?’!” – the waiter just happened to walk up to her as she looked up – gesturing wildly – at the end of the phrase.

The poor boy also had to put up with my half-assed flirting – coached by Joel who played Cyrano beside me. I would have tried harder but I was getting on a plane 16h later. I have a bad habit of meeting boys in Ottawa the night before I’m about to leave town.