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355 days ago, [livejournal.com profile] leapfish and I left a $744.85 tip at a restaurant in Ottawa. Yikes.

Date: 2005-05-14 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nihilicious.livejournal.com
I wasn't at your table. But I'm having a hard time imagining a way of taking "How big is your penis" out of context ...

Date: 2005-05-14 12:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cap-hill-latte.livejournal.com
We were talking about the guys we had each dated who had issues with the fact that we made more money than they did. She was saying that when the ‘what do you do’ question comes up on a date she feels as though she might as well be asking about penis size. The full quote was “I might as well be asking them ‘how big is your penis?’!” – the waiter just happened to walk up to her as she looked up – gesturing wildly – at the end of the phrase.

The poor boy also had to put up with my half-assed flirting – coached by Joel who played Cyrano beside me. I would have tried harder but I was getting on a plane 16h later. I have a bad habit of meeting boys in Ottawa the night before I’m about to leave town.

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