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[c9]

Can somebody translate this? I'm just too tired.

Spac 2 Br W/Pan N/W/E City & Garden View On Quiet Res St.W/ Historical Homes,Custom Oak Kit W/ Prcln Tile Flr-Mdrn.Crmc Bath W/New Flr Tiles & Vanity,W2W Windows,W/O To Lrg Balc-Beautifully Maint Bldg,Surrounded By Parks,Steps To Ryerson,Uoft,Subways-Rstrnts,Bloor Boutiques**** EXTRAS **** Fresh Painted & Updated Thru Out-Stove,Fridge,H-Fan, Upgrade Elect Outlets,Switches,Lights,Refinished Hdwd Flrs In Lr/Dr+Br's,Video+Door Sec,On Site Super+Management,Gym,Party Rm, Bbq+B-Yard Garden,Pet Friendly,Wheel Chair Accessable.

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[miket61.livejournal.com]

They forgot to mention that the place is lovingly decorated in early 90s Zeller's Moderne, with just a touch of IKEA. The teal green counters are included, but the purple lava lamp in the bedroom goes with the owners.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Well forget it then!

[miket61.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you could find a new purple lava lamp, if you had your heart set on one. Besides, unregistered lava lamps could be antique fire hazards.