Low Fat

[c9]

I can tell I'm drunk because I'm sure this is funny, and I'm equally sure that others will not. (that's my clue that I'm not completely drunk as a skunk)

Anyway, I'm eating low-fat caramel corn. And it's not that tasty, since it's low-fat, so I amused myself by coming up with the idea that it tastes like popcorn coloured with a brown marker. And now I'm annoying Keith and Vin by continuing to claim that it's funny.

Keith is concerned that you loyal readers will wonder who the hell he is. I suspect he is wrong.

Comments

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

I found it funny! And, Keith is a mystery to me.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Clearly to drunk to post. I meant that my readers wouldn't wonder who the hell Keith is, but not that my readers would actually know. I was just trying to make a comment on our apathy, that's all.

Keith's a friend from Waterloo who came to visit the big city. Woo!

[c9.livejournal.com]

Aah! "too" drunk to post.

[petele.livejournal.com]

I call hijinx on Cam copying and pasting a reply!

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

and a correction!

[c9.livejournal.com]

What happens when one does it twice? Don't they cancel each other out??

[c9.livejournal.com]

C'mon, copying and pasting is tricky while drunk.