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c9[Boss' office. Day. Boss is thinking about ten things at once. Boss is examining the comp plan my previous boss created for me.]
Boss: "So what the hell is up with your comp plan?"
Cam: "Yeah, I don't remember. I think Kim wrote is as a way to give me a raise without giving me a raise."
Boss: "OK." (long pause) "Do you know what her assumptions were on this part?" (points to section B)
Cam: "I can explain the mechanics, but she did all these calculations herself."
Boss: (long pause)
Cam: (long pause)
Boss: "OK. I want you to do two things. Write me an email and tell me how much of a bonus you think you deserve, and tell me why."
[Scene.]
...ummm.... Eeep!
Boss: "So what the hell is up with your comp plan?"
Cam: "Yeah, I don't remember. I think Kim wrote is as a way to give me a raise without giving me a raise."
Boss: "OK." (long pause) "Do you know what her assumptions were on this part?" (points to section B)
Cam: "I can explain the mechanics, but she did all these calculations herself."
Boss: (long pause)
Cam: (long pause)
Boss: "OK. I want you to do two things. Write me an email and tell me how much of a bonus you think you deserve, and tell me why."
[Scene.]
...ummm.... Eeep!
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Date: 2007-01-25 10:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-25 11:35 pm (UTC)ps - I got promoted again. Officially a supervisor...moved up another letter on the totem pole too. Tell Vin. :)
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Date: 2007-01-25 11:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-26 02:08 pm (UTC)I deserve a bonus of $XXXXX:
$YYYY for putting up with my previous boss, who was a penny-pinching nit
$ZZZZ for being forced to fire people who were good at their jobs
$AAAA for general awesome-being-ness on a day-to-day basis
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$XXXXX
cha-ching!