I'll never forget the little people. That is, you.

[c9]

I can't believe I neglected to report on my attendance at The Third Annual Easy and Smashy Awards of Excellence a couple weeks ago! Well, I can, mostly because this isn't going to make any sense to you people. But lacking in reasons to post, here we go.

Each year, Easy and Smashy (curtumevexas) hold an awards ceremony and party. If you attend, you get an award. Pretty nice arrangement, if you ask me. This year's theme, and I quote, was "WATERMELON SOCIAL, and everyone is going to dress up like old people and take part in watermelon seed spitting contests (or I won't let them at the Kaluhu Root Beer Float Station)." I'm not sure what a Kaluhu is, but I like saying it out loud.

Anyway, my award:

The Third Annual Easy and Smashy Awards of Excellence


The "I Can't Believe it Doesn't Taste Like Bread" Award

Presented to

Cameron MacLeod

Because really, it doesn't taste like bread at all. Not even close.

The award was signed by Easy and Smashy,

"Co-Founders and Co-Presidents of the Maybe We Shouldn't Have Club."

WTFOMGBBQ? Yeah, I know. During the after-show party for Popcorn Plays V, one member of our cast who shall remain nameless but was 17 and whose name started with "C" (and whose nickname was "Cammy", jpman!) told us that her friend had advised her to never perform fellatio, as "it tastes like bread." To general consternation and bemusement. I was in the lucky audience for that topic, and thus received the award.

As a bonus for those who stuck it out to the end of this weird post: I'm thinking I want this (update: there are NSFW things there). Opinions?

Comments

[petele.livejournal.com]

while the priape thing is pretty, it doesn't serve much practical purpose... not that i would know or anything ;)

[c9.livejournal.com]

Oh, definitely. I just find it purty. :)

[petele.livejournal.com]

:) thats how it started with me... but then you start buying other things...

[c9.livejournal.com]

Well, we might both start on the main road, but I think our exits are different...

[petele.livejournal.com]

hahaha... okay ;)

if you're looking at stuff like that, also check out northbound leather.

[premisebeach.livejournal.com]

Posts that begin about Awards of Excellence and end with Northbound Leather are the best posts of all. Both cost me a lot of money. But I have this (http://www.northbound.com/english/index.taf) now!

-Smashy

[c9.livejournal.com]

Nifty! I'm sure you'll give it a loving home.

[(Anonymous)]

umm.... this (http://www.northbound.com/english/shop/basket.taf?_UserReference=243118533AFB935644750B5A&CMD=ProductView&SKU=6383&S=W5&V=&ThumbCount=2)

[c9.livejournal.com]

I think I saw that on Charlie's Angels once.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Not only do they have categories I am unlikely to frequent, they have categories I can't even define. :)

[thespos]

I think it's insanely hot. :-)

If you've got the chest for it, or the requisite attitude available, I say go for it. :-)

[jpman.livejournal.com]

and whose name started with "C" (and whose nickname was "Cammy", jpman!) told us that her friend had...

teehee


(I was going to make a comment about her stealing your nickname, but decided not to)

[sarah-sosiak.livejournal.com]

...never perform fellatio, as "it tastes like bread."

I think I'm missing a jump in logic here. What's wrong with the taste of bread? (Though, I think that if it does taste like bread that the owner of the device may want to have it serviced by a medical professional post haste.)

[quingawaga.livejournal.com]

I'm so sad I missed the awards this year. I've been First Lady of PVC (you don't want to know) and Prom Queen! W00t!