Catsus 2006

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Lucky and Action Cat are understandably upset that they don't get counted in the 2006 Canadian Census*. Therefore I record them for posterity here. Not all questions appear in the Canadian Census.

Question	Cat 1	Cat 2
Name	Action Francis Cat	Prince Leo Luckybuttons
Age	3-4 years (we don't know)	3-4 years (we don't know)
Sex	Male (neutered)	Male (neutered)
Current Address	Living room floor (stretching for dear life)	Front hall (guarding guest bathroom)
Normal Address	Beside my backpack, front hall.	Black fur-covered chair, sunroom.
Alternate address	Cardboard box, front hall closet.	Carpet underneath KLACKBO chair, living room.
Employment situation	Unemployed, living off the paycheques of his staff.	Unemployed, living off the paycheques of his staff.
Unable to work due to disability?	Possibly. I stepped on his leg in the dark on Sunday, and he was cranky (but completely mobile) for 24 hours. May consult Workers' Comp.	Possibly. He is not the brightest cat.
Responds to own name?	Yes	Yes
Responds to "Dennis!"	Yes	Yes
Number of hours spent on unpaid housework last week, such as laundry or dishes:	-1 (causes us to have to clean)	-3 (sheds more)
Languages spoken:	Cat	Cat

* Or maybe because they haven't gotten dinner yet.

Comments

[senhor.livejournal.com]

LOL

Mario and Vinny only respond to tuna-flavored cat treats, or the sound of the tuna-flavored cat treat container being shaken, which they probably think is their name.