Catsus 2006

May. 2nd, 2006 08:31 pm
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Lucky and Action Cat are understandably upset that they don't get counted in the 2006 Canadian Census*. Therefore I record them for posterity here. Not all questions appear in the Canadian Census.

Question Cat 1 Cat 2
Name Action Francis Cat Prince Leo Luckybuttons
Age 3-4 years (we don't know) 3-4 years (we don't know)
Sex Male (neutered) Male (neutered)
Current Address Living room floor (stretching for dear life) Front hall (guarding guest bathroom)
Normal Address Beside my backpack, front hall. Black fur-covered chair, sunroom.
Alternate address Cardboard box, front hall closet. Carpet underneath KLACKBO chair, living room.
Employment situation Unemployed, living off the paycheques of his staff. Unemployed, living off the paycheques of his staff.
Unable to work due to disability? Possibly. I stepped on his leg in the dark on Sunday, and he was cranky (but completely mobile) for 24 hours. May consult Workers' Comp. Possibly. He is not the brightest cat.
Responds to own name? Yes Yes
Responds to "Dennis!" Yes Yes
Number of hours spent on unpaid housework last week, such as laundry or dishes: -1 (causes us to have to clean) -3 (sheds more)
Languages spoken: Cat Cat

* Or maybe because they haven't gotten dinner yet.

Date: 2006-05-02 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] senhor.livejournal.com
LOL

Mario and Vinny only respond to tuna-flavored cat treats, or the sound of the tuna-flavored cat treat container being shaken, which they probably think is their name.

hmm

Date: 2006-05-03 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benjidacruick.livejournal.com
do you want the information kept on file for 96 years, as well?

Re: hmm

Date: 2006-05-03 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c9.livejournal.com
92 years, and yes, this information will be kept on file for future cat-genealogists.

Re: hmm

Date: 2006-05-03 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benjidacruick.livejournal.com
hehe - excellent. At first I wondered.. why 92 years.. 'what a random' number - but then figured.. being statisticians, it's probably not random.

Re: hmm

Date: 2006-05-03 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c9.livejournal.com
Exactly! They probably took the average age of death in Canada, then moved two standard deviations up.

Re: hmm

Date: 2006-05-03 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benjidacruick.livejournal.com
probably *rolls eyes*

hehe

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