Two Disturbing Things

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1. Bouncing Breasts Simulation. I cannot begin to describe. Let's just say, being a gay male, I had NO idea how to react to this at all. Some of you might react differently.

2. I just booked a hotel room at the Delta Chelsea (a.k.a. the big gay hotel in Toronto), and one of the room's features was "COMFORTABLE." Hmmm.

Comments

[purplemartini.livejournal.com]

I have the say that the upper ranges of that boob simulator are pretty much right on the money. It's honestly terrifying (well to me and most gay men, most straight men would pay money to see that). This further demonstrates why I don't run and likely will never run, unless I get a breast reduction.

It's funny that you mentioned this today. Just last night at the gym I saw an ad in fitness magazine advertising said bra.

[purplemartini.livejournal.com]

I also meant to point out that have you noticed that the body wearing the shock absorber sports bra is thinner than the other two? How's that for selling bras? "Not only does it hold your boobs down it will also make you skinnier"