Two Disturbing Things

[c9]

1. Bouncing Breasts Simulation. I cannot begin to describe. Let's just say, being a gay male, I had NO idea how to react to this at all. Some of you might react differently.

2. I just booked a hotel room at the Delta Chelsea (a.k.a. the big gay hotel in Toronto), and one of the room's features was "COMFORTABLE." Hmmm.

Comments

[ironmanjt.livejournal.com]

The Delta is the big gay hotel? I always thought that was the Courtyard Marriott, lol.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Well, when you go for Pride there are plenty. But the Chelsea is basically all gay all year long.

[-kissyfur-.livejournal.com]

To quote myself: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

[-kissyfur-.livejournal.com]

PS - that was referring to you bullet #2, not the boobies. :)

[zedinbed.livejournal.com]

Check out size FF+G. They look exactly like Pamela Anderson's boobs!

Boob simulators are overrated. We need penis simulators. LOL!

[miket61.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're into that sort of thing, maybe they could find you an uncomfortable room.

[miket61.livejournal.com]

I think you should have titled this "Three Disturbing Things." That first item definitely counts as two.

[rebelprince26.livejournal.com]

wow! tig bitties!

[cap-hill-latte.livejournal.com]

OMG. I certainly hope that's not what I look like when run naked on the treadmill at the gym.

(That said, the treadmill is one place where I am glad for my A cup.)

[socalledeconomy.livejournal.com]

I'm with zedinbed, but we need to see a jock strap simulation showing supported/unsupported raisin, grape, kiwi and plum sized testicles in motion.

I might just apply for a grant to study the impact of unsupported jogging in the male population. I'm thinking a taste test might be in order...

[whobunkyboo.livejournal.com]

I just want to say that whoever designed that simulation needs to spend way more time looking at actual boobs!

[purplemartini.livejournal.com]

I have the say that the upper ranges of that boob simulator are pretty much right on the money. It's honestly terrifying (well to me and most gay men, most straight men would pay money to see that). This further demonstrates why I don't run and likely will never run, unless I get a breast reduction.

It's funny that you mentioned this today. Just last night at the gym I saw an ad in fitness magazine advertising said bra.

[purplemartini.livejournal.com]

I also meant to point out that have you noticed that the body wearing the shock absorber sports bra is thinner than the other two? How's that for selling bras? "Not only does it hold your boobs down it will also make you skinnier"

[primary-suspect.livejournal.com]

OMG that is awesome. I can't believe they show the actual no-bra mode, which the bounce looks pretty realistic, almost too good to be CGI.

[iambic-cub.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhhh!

I chose DD. I should have started myself off with something less, and maybe worked up to it. I didn't want to watch, but I couldn't stop. It'll be weeks before I'm able to approach anything moundy and gelatinous without getting shivers.

it was, in fact

[benjidacruick.livejournal.com]

almost hypnotic. I'm surprised that they didn't bounce up and give her black eyes.

hypnotic. hmmmm. now I'm stuck. *sigh*

that may have just 'turned' me straight.