I want to invent a meme.

[c9]

Here's my attempt:

What would you do if you won

• $10?
• $1,000?
• $100,000?
• $10,000,000?

Here's my answer:

• $10: Put it in my pocket and maybe buy lunch one day instead of eating a frozen President's Choice meal.
• $1,000: buy an LCD panel for the computer and finally get rid of this lately-flickery cap_hill_latte castoff, put the rest on my debt.
• $100,000: Pay off all leapfish's and my debts, take an expensive vacation, buy a bunch of savings bonds for the four babies, donate $10,000 to currently-undecided local charities, donate $10,000 to Kitchener-Waterloo Little Theatre so they can get out of debt, give $20,000 to family, and put the rest on our mortgage.
• $10,000,000: All of the above, plus give $1,000,000 to leapfish's mother, give $1,000,000 to my parents, give $1,000,000 to fund a university scholarship program for disadvantaged teens, give $1,000,000 to the University of New Brunswick for theatre, fine arts, and music funding, and invest the rest for us to live off of.

What would you do?

Comments

[amnewsboy.livejournal.com]

If I had $10,000,000, I'd buy you:

• A house
• Furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
• A K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
• A tree fort
• A fur coat (but not a real fur coat — that's cruel)
• An exotic pet (llama or emu)
• The remains of John Merrick
• A limousine to take to the store
• Kraft Dinner (and fancy ketchup -- dijon ketchup -- to go with it)
• A green dress (but not a real green dress — that's cruel)
• Some art (either a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
• A monkey

[c9.livejournal.com]

Oh, you shameless Canadian content quoter! :)