c9 | A political forward that was more amusing than the last one.

Dear Ann Landers,

I am a crack dealer in Toronto, Ontario who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus.

My parents live in Sarnia and one of my sisters, who lives in Montreal, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Windsor.

I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Joyceville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Brampton. She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancée very much and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Stephen Harper supporter?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation