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A man walks into the Doctor's office with a duck on his head. The doctor says "Can I help you?" and the duck responds with "Yeah, can you get this guy off my butt?"
A man calls his mother* and asks "How are you ma?" She says "Not so good, I haven't eaten in 38 days." The son says "why not?" and the mother says "I didn't want my mouth to be full in case you called."
I need some new jokes. Tell me a joke!
* an alternate version of this joke starts with "A Jewish man calls his mother..."
A man calls his mother* and asks "How are you ma?" She says "Not so good, I haven't eaten in 38 days." The son says "why not?" and the mother says "I didn't want my mouth to be full in case you called."
I need some new jokes. Tell me a joke!
* an alternate version of this joke starts with "A Jewish man calls his mother..."
