I rule, everybody else drools.

[c9]

Remember when that sort of insult was cool? :)

I am now a Microsoft Certified Professional in both Windows 2000 Professional (back in 2002) and Windows Server 2003 (ten minutes ago). Yay!

Microsoft's holding a promotion where any failed exam before May 31st can be rewritten for free! So I registered for this exam knowing I wasn't ready, since it was essentially a practice test. I passed with the bare minimum score -- but we won't tell my students that, mmmkay?

Now it's time to start studying for Implementing, Managing, and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Network Infrastructure. Doesn't it sound fun? Once I pass that, I can become an MCT, teach Microsoft certified courses, and make bigger bucks!

by which I mean bucks that are bigger than what I make now, which are most definitely not big in any way

Comments

Re: questions

[c9.livejournal.com]

Sure! I'll happily answer 7/10 of them correctly. :)

Re: questions

[petele.livejournal.com]

lol! Okay, so does that mean if I ask 7 questions, you'll answer them all right, but the remaining 3 will be wrong?

What is your quest?
What is your favourite colour?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Re: questions

[c9.livejournal.com]

Exactly, it's like a mind-bender. "An MCP stands at the gate. He will answer each of your questions with enthusiasm, but only 7 of each ten will be correct. What can you ask him to ensure you get a correct answer?"

Re: questions

[petele.livejournal.com]

does offer him more consulting jobs count?

Re: questions

[c9.livejournal.com]

Hahaha -- that works, sure.