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[c9]

As I was walking to the office this morning, a hot guy walked past me. Then another. Then a group of four. Then another. Then just a few steps later, another six. All ranging from pretty attractive to freakin' hot.

Then I recognized one of them: Sidney Crosby, the 17-year-old hockey star from Cape Breton. Which made me realize a few things:

• The Canadian Junior Men's Team training camp is in town.
• These hot guys were all 19 or younger.
• I'm a dirty old man.

Comments

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

I totally saw Sidney Crosby play that one time.

[c9.livejournal.com]

What luck! They're saying he's going to be the next big NHL star, like Gretzky or Lemieux, and you'll be able to say you saw him play way back when.

No one will believe you though.

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

No one will believe you though.
In that case, we totally made out.

[simplisticton.livejournal.com]

Puckbunny :-)

[strainednoodles.livejournal.com]

Diry old man... hahahaha. its funny because we're all like that.

[thayleia.livejournal.com]

You are only a dirty old man if you buy them candy.
lol

[c9.livejournal.com]

Do you know what kind of candy they like?

[cap-hill-latte.livejournal.com]

Hockey players have never done it for me (your cousin excluded). I like teeth.

Now, show me the U-19 men's national rowing/canoing/kayaking/sailing teams and we have some contenders!

[jpman.livejournal.com]

Really? For me, hockey players are the cream of the crop, if you'll excuse the expression. What I wouldn't do to be the team masseuse....

[cap-hill-latte.livejournal.com]

Have you ever smelled a hockey player up close?

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

Do you really want the answer to this question?

[jpman.livejournal.com]

Played hockey for 3 years. Yup.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Young hockey players *have* teeth. Stupid older players who don't wear helmets, and think the game is just an excuse for fighting, have no teeth.

Also Kitchener players.

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's the key. Get 'em while they still have teeth.

(Adult teeth.)

[jpman.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's the picture, or maybe you just are a dirty old man, but he looks like a little boy!

[c9.livejournal.com]

I actually place him in the "pretty attractive" category, not hot. He's cute, but he really doesn't do anything for me. His teammates though. Mrowr.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Yeah. These boys aren't illegal... well, depending on my specific goals*. The way Bush is going, *everybody* will be illegal for you, watch out!! :-)

* In Canada, the age of consent is 14, except it's 18 for anal sex. And Anal sex in a group of 3 or more is always illegal. But they aren't enforced.

[jdhorner.livejournal.com]

yes, yes you are.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Oh stop. :)

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

In the spirit of my newfound love of the sport, this is hot.