Trying to Trigger Murphy's Law

[c9]

I'm worried that the moron's going to get another four wars-- oops, I mean years. In that case, many Americans have threatened to move to Canada. First off, you're of course welcome! Just leave your guns at home, mmmkay?

But, hoping to trigger Murphy's Law, I'd like to start planning for this mass migration. Since the plans will be in motion, I hope they won't actually be required. (Now, there's a whole second argument that attempting to trigger Murphy's Law always creates the opposite result, but that would be OK since you're all totally cool.)

Here's how it works: in order for Canada to absorb y'all without too much pain, you need to fulfill different roles. For example, scott8424 will be the guy who works with the airline pilots, and get_busy_living will become a reporter. Please comment and figure out a unique role for yourself, first come first served!

Comments

[joecdn.livejournal.com]

Vancouver is the best....and I'm not biased.

[scott8424.livejournal.com]

So I've heard, but have yet to discover first hand. About Vancouver that is, not your biases (or lack thereof). =)

[joecdn.livejournal.com]

Wellllll you should come discover it first hand then. We're getting the Olympics too - that'll be fun :-P

[c9.livejournal.com]

Sorry hun. Vancouver is wonderful, I agree, but it loses out to Montreal on several important points. But it makes a great place to visit! (esp for the olympics!)

[joecdn.livejournal.com]

naaaa...Montreal isn't all it's cracked up to be. It may have the culture, but that's about it. Our bars are now open later than Montreals - which is something they once had us beat on. But there's no beaches, no ocean, no good mountains or anything there. It's location location location!

[c9.livejournal.com]

Your bars were always open later -- you're three hours later in the timezones! :) (seriously, they're open to four now? crazy.)

[joecdn.livejournal.com]

Yep - well they're open til like 4:30 - last call is at 4:00am

[c9.livejournal.com]

That's ridiculous. Vinny's already up again for the following day by that point, in this time zone.