c9: (Default)
[personal profile] c9
Yay for dogs!

(the following is made up, not real, and should not be used to influence your vote on Monday)

NDP response: Guns are bad, so we're banning them more, and we're announcing the Canada Dogs Act. Alexa adds: Julian Fantino should resign, I'm so shocked and appalled.

Liberal response: Guns are (mumble mumble). Let me be clear: dogs are (mumble mumble).

Bloc response: Les chiens seront heureux a la souvreineté, et nous esperons que tous les Quebecois et Quebecoises votez pour une Quebec libre pour tous les chiens.

Conservative response: Clearly there is no need for the gun registry. Additionally, the market is best equipped to determine the appropriate number of dogs in each park, so a Conservative government will provide a $1000-per-dog tax credit for all families who own a gun.

Date: 2004-06-24 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nihilicious.livejournal.com
My party, after a free vote, would use the notwithstanding clause to ensure that no public funds go to support the right of gay dog foetuses to marriage under the Canada Health Act.

Date: 2004-06-24 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c9.livejournal.com
I'm not so sure I want to go to any of your parties. They sound complicated.

August 2015

S M T W T F S
      1
234 5678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031     

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Dec. 28th, 2025 09:34 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios