More on the stolen BBQ

[c9]

I called the police to report the theft, not because there's a hope in hell of them dropping everything and searching for it or anything, but just in case there was a rash of thefts around here. The constable I spoke with was nice, if a bit nutty. I suspect the less nutty ones are doing the harder work and not returning phone calls. :)

I swear to god he said "If you see it somewhere, just call us. Don't grab it or anything, don't try to be a hero."

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[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

"Step away from the barbeque, boys. Nobody's going to be a hero tonight."

[thespos]

Are you sure it was "don't try to be a hero" or was it "don't try to make a hero"?

:-P

Just put down the spatula, man... nobody needs to get hurt...