A.) The aforementioned "specimen" is an elaborate means of referring to the post's author in the third person. Both Latin and knowledge of SESSIONID fall under the "nerd" umbrella, subsets "arcanely pretentious" and "unspeakably geeky," respectively. As the goal of all members of the species is the pleasure associated with the act, viable or non-viable, of genomic propagation, such traits will eventually become removed from the gene pool.
B.) The Canadian postal service has still neglected to bring you your "toy" you ordered on eBay. What "toy" would this be, exactly?
a) yes, I realized that it was you. I suppose it might be removed from the genetic pool, though love often leads to non-Darwin-appropriate results. That, and teen pregnancy.
b) Ahh, but I was not responsible for the packaging or mailing of that item. It is in fact a Tungsten T3, not some other, more obscene and unsuitable for Superbowl Half-time Show toy.
A.) It's a pity that teen pregnancy has not been removed from the gene pool. Nature seems to have forgotten that quality, not quantity, should define reproductive characteristics. Assortative mating my ass.
B.) Everything is now suitable for half-time shows (including sun-shaped nipple caps and massive silicone sacs) with the exception of Justin Timberlake's shiny chest. Much to your chagrin.
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Date: 2004-02-04 02:42 am (UTC)B.) The Canadian postal service has still neglected to bring you your "toy" you ordered on eBay. What "toy" would this be, exactly?
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Date: 2004-02-04 02:48 am (UTC)b) Ahh, but I was not responsible for the packaging or mailing of that item. It is in fact a Tungsten T3, not some other, more obscene and unsuitable for Superbowl Half-time Show toy.
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Date: 2004-02-04 02:58 am (UTC)B.) Everything is now suitable for half-time shows (including sun-shaped nipple caps and massive silicone sacs) with the exception of Justin Timberlake's shiny chest. Much to your chagrin.
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Date: 2004-02-04 03:28 am (UTC)b) ach, 'tis true. I am chagrined.