Back to the sticks...

[c9]

1. Why is it called "the sticks" ? nihilicious and alliensis I'm looking in your far-too-studied directions.
   
2. Why has Canada Post failed to deliver my new toy? Fellow ebayers, save me from my imaginings of financially painful fraud!
   
3. Tomorrow morning I drive back to Greenwood to teach for three days. I will be so bored. Please please please (oh and also please) email me so I have something to do other than go on gay.com and pretend I'm in another city from whomever wants to pick me up.
   
4. It's bedtime. Good night!
   

Comments

[tarpond.livejournal.com]

1. Its called "the sticks" because when you are that far out of town, your only friends are sticks, your closed neighbors are sticks, and the list goes on.

2. Canada Post hasn't delivered your new toy because they can't find your house. Maybe if you put your name and address on your house then Canada Post would have an easier time finding it. (Canada Post employees aren't the brightest, that why its called Canada "POST".)

3. By tomorrow do you mean today?

4. 'Night.

Re:

[c9.livejournal.com]

1. Having sticks for friends sounds fun. Seriously.
2. I have discovered that Customs was holding it, but it should arrive tomorrow. Now I have to decide whether I should drive home for the night to get it, just to drive back again the next morning.
3. I did, yes.