The mind boggles

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I present, for your amusement, the adult titles available on our hotel room TV:

Title	Banner over Picture	Note under Picture	Picture
Totally Threesomes	Super Sized	All Threesomes	One woman in slutty outfit
To Die For	AAAA ½ Top 10	Full Plot Over 2 Hours	One woman in slutty outfit
The New Devil In Miss Jones		AAAAA Jenna Jameson Savanna Samson Best Film Best Actress Best Director	One woman in slutty outfit
I Laid Your Hot Mom		Older Women	One woman in slutty outfit
Cheating Neighbors	Voyeur		One woman in slutty outfit
Forbidden Coeds / Young Butt		Double Feature	One woman in slutty outfit
Rod Riders	Quick Start	Gonzo	One woman in slutty outfit
AC/DC Sex		Alternative	Two hot men with a women between them
Barely Legal	Mega Sized (with Hustler Video logo)	Corrupted #7	Two women in slutty outfits
3 Way Divas	All Threesomes 8 Sex Scenes		One woman in slutty outfit
Horny and Wild		All Sex	One woman in slutty outfit
Just Filthy Sex		Gonzo	One woman in slutty outfit
Housewives Unleashed	Reality Sex	Fantasy Series	One woman in slutty outfit

Comments

[bartok.livejournal.com]

were the two hot men in slutty outfits?

[1-2-ready-go.livejournal.com]

No, just mostly naked. Or was that Jason and Dave?

[bartok.livejournal.com]

Thankfully I can attest to never having seen either of their batons, so cannot comment.

[canuckboy.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they play You Shook Me All Night Long during the "alternative" feature.

I dunno, Corrupted sounds more interesting than Alternative, don't ya think?

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

Seriously, though, once you've tried AAAA ½ Top 10 porn, you'll never go back to AAAA.