Yay Capitalist Talismans (Talismen?)

[c9]

New business cards, coming soon to a desk near me...(this is the proof they sent me so I could ensure they didn't screw it up like they have every other business card I've ever had)

Anybody know what I can do with my leftover Polar Bear business cards?

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[simplisticton.livejournal.com]

Anybody know what I can do with my leftover Polar Bear business cards?

If your contact information is different, hand them out to people you never want to see again. I carry someone else's discarded cards for this purpose* :)

You can also use them as bookmarks you don't care about losing.

Food, in times of dire emergency. A man trapped in an elevator for 3 days survived on half a diet coke with lime and his stash of useless business cards.

They make great extra Monopoly money.

Douse them in oil and use them as tiny torches.

*Hello, my name is Alberto Montoya.

[c9.livejournal.com]

It worries me that you had that many uses off the top of your head.

It doesn't surprise me, mind.

[primary-suspect.livejournal.com]

Looks like you will have to stop using those cards... ;-)

http://www.9-11heroes.us/v/Carlos_Alberto_Montoya.php

[simplisticton.livejournal.com]

Shit! I knew that name sounded familar when I wrote the post...

[primary-suspect.livejournal.com]

Actually when I first saw that, it reminded me of the Princess Bride.

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die..."

Anyone know if they mention his father's name? Maybe it is Alberto. ;-)