The dangers of boredom, beer, and mspaint.exe

[c9]

Original	a true goatee (as opposed to a Van Dyke, apparently)	joining the Marx Brothers	a "soul patch"
Elvis, or in Vinny's opinion, a local Mennonite	Santa	Rudolph

Which would I consider? A soul patch, except I don't grow enough whiskers there, or a true goatee. Or the Van Dyke, which I've already had.

Comments

[lifein2x3.livejournal.com]

Should, or would?

And where is that picture from, anyway? The weird lion thingy in the corner threw me.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Would. Should, it's pretty universally agreed, does not exist in the "Cam growing facial hair" context.

The picture is me on Friday at work. We were taking headshots for use in a "look at us, we won the branch award" photoshopped photo. Not sure what background we'll be appearing in yet.

The lion is just a printed pattern on my shirt, nothing special.

[leapfish.livejournal.com]

I'm okay with anything on the chin; there will be sexual advantages.

Please don't end up looking like your father, no matter what you decide.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. Avoiding looking like my father is goal number one.

[-kissyfur-.livejournal.com]

I went for the real McCoy...I grew a goatee in Portugal and haven't surrendered it yet....:) Who am I?

CAMS IS GORGEOUS!

[williams-.livejournal.com]

camsy; you so pretty!


Randy

[leapfish.livejournal.com]

Wearing fine print on your shirt is a good start; the poor guy nearly hurt himself trying to read it.

[lifein2x3.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, okay. I wasn't sure if it was a driver's license pic and the lion was something they did in Ontario, or what. The monochrome background lends itself to "DMV photo". :-)

I don't know you that well, so I'm going with Rudolph for $500.

[c9.livejournal.com]

*grin* I'll add your vote to the pile. :-)

[saviolo.livejournal.com]

Gah, I was just looking back on some old pictures of myself. Back when I had both the long hair and a beard along my jawline and the mustache. And I was wearing a knit vest. Gah... what was I thinking? I blame it on living in Calgary... I was absorbing the culture... trying to turn me into white trash.

[saviolo.livejournal.com]

And I think the soul patch would work well.

[amnewsboy.livejournal.com]

Step away from Paint, Cam. It's OK. :)

[rostin79.livejournal.com]

i think you'd look hot with a goatee :) and the elvis sideburns would be hot ;)

[thespos]

I hate soul patches. They are as bad as beards without a mustache... and they just don't look right to me.

I will say, in reviewing your other post of The Many Faces of Cam, you look pretty damned hot with facial hair.

[c9.livejournal.com]

*blush* Thanks!

[c9.livejournal.com]

*So* not hot.

[c9.livejournal.com]

LOL - are you a professional negotiator?

[c9.livejournal.com]

*shrug* Would take too long to actually grow. My attention span is too short, it would be gone before it actually looked like anything. :)

[halimattfax.livejournal.com]

The goatee has sooo much more coverage and needs less shaving. Attractive people always go for the most practical.

:)

[c9.livejournal.com]

Looks spiffy!

Re: CAMS IS GORGEOUS!

[c9.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks!

[c9.livejournal.com]

Haha -- it's true! Though the area that gets most irritated is my neck, which will still be being shaved.

[halimattfax.livejournal.com]

Grow the stubble and shave flames into it! I'd vote for that then.

[c9.livejournal.com]

LOL, that is exactly my style, how did you guess?!?

[ratonil.livejournal.com]

A Hitler look would be good to inspire respect.

[c9.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Hitler moustaches don't tend to inspire respect around here...

[ratonil.livejournal.com]

It's true... Respect was not the right word.

(My english neurones are not working properly due to a long weekend)

[c9.livejournal.com]

:-) Probably fear?

[c9.livejournal.com]

Or mockery. Abuse. Pointing and laughing.

[ratonil.livejournal.com]

I'd say first fear and then pointing and laughing :-)

[momma2jbsm.livejournal.com]

teehee Well, seeing that I am a non-facial hair type of girl (and desperately trying to get my hubby to shave off his goatee), I like the original you!!!! ;o) Smoooooooooooooooooothhhhh.

[nihilicious.livejournal.com]

They need to develop a style which allows hair to continue only on the difficult to shave parts. On me that would be the neck, the "chin-strap" area, and both corners of my mouth.

Please do an appropriate drawing.

[socalledeconomy.livejournal.com]

Elvis, Barbra Streisand, Marie Antoinette, and Mullett....

http://tinypic.com/ei1qj5.jpg

(bored with photoshop)

[c9.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing you post interesting stuff, cause that's surely legal grounds for homicide. :)

[socalledeconomy.livejournal.com]

be gentle

[c9.livejournal.com]

OK, how about theft under $1000?

[c9.livejournal.com]

Like this? You have a *really* wide mouth.