The dangers of boredom, beer, and mspaint.exe

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Original	a true goatee (as opposed to a Van Dyke, apparently)	joining the Marx Brothers	a "soul patch"
Elvis, or in Vinny's opinion, a local Mennonite	Santa	Rudolph

Which would I consider? A soul patch, except I don't grow enough whiskers there, or a true goatee. Or the Van Dyke, which I've already had.