I can't believe I neglected to report on my attendance at The Third Annual Easy and Smashy Awards of Excellence a couple weeks ago! Well, I can, mostly because this isn't going to make any sense to you people. But lacking in reasons to post, here we go.
Each year, Easy and Smashy (![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
curtumevexas) hold an awards ceremony and party. If you attend, you get an award. Pretty nice arrangement, if you ask me. This year's theme, and I quote, was "WATERMELON SOCIAL, and everyone is going to dress up like old people and take part in watermelon seed spitting contests (or I won't let them at the Kaluhu Root Beer Float Station)." I'm not sure what a Kaluhu is, but I like saying it out loud.
Anyway, my award:
The award was signed by Easy and Smashy,
Each year, Easy and Smashy (
curtumevexas) hold an awards ceremony and party. If you attend, you get an award. Pretty nice arrangement, if you ask me. This year's theme, and I quote, was "WATERMELON SOCIAL, and everyone is going to dress up like old people and take part in watermelon seed spitting contests (or I won't let them at the Kaluhu Root Beer Float Station)." I'm not sure what a Kaluhu is, but I like saying it out loud.Anyway, my award:
The Third Annual Easy and Smashy Awards of Excellence
The "I Can't Believe it Doesn't Taste Like Bread" Award
Presented to
Cameron MacLeod
Because really, it doesn't taste like bread at all. Not even close.
The "I Can't Believe it Doesn't Taste Like Bread" Award
Presented to
Cameron MacLeod
Because really, it doesn't taste like bread at all. Not even close.
The award was signed by Easy and Smashy,
"Co-Founders and Co-Presidents of the Maybe We Shouldn't Have Club."
WTFOMGBBQ? Yeah, I know. During the after-show party for Popcorn Plays V, one member of our cast who shall remain nameless but was 17 and whose name started with "C" (and whose nickname was "Cammy",jpman!) told us that her friend had advised her to never perform fellatio, as "it tastes like bread." To general consternation and bemusement. I was in the lucky audience for that topic, and thus received the award.
As a bonus for those who stuck it out to the end of this weird post: I'm thinking I want this (update: there are NSFW things there). Opinions?
WTFOMGBBQ? Yeah, I know. During the after-show party for Popcorn Plays V, one member of our cast who shall remain nameless but was 17 and whose name started with "C" (and whose nickname was "Cammy",
jpman!) told us that her friend had advised her to never perform fellatio, as "it tastes like bread." To general consternation and bemusement. I was in the lucky audience for that topic, and thus received the award.As a bonus for those who stuck it out to the end of this weird post: I'm thinking I want this (update: there are NSFW things there). Opinions?
