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( Surreal. )

Methinks they've never actually seen Wayves, otherwise we wouldn't be on this list. If it's legit, that is.

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Bad Movie

At leapfish's request, I rented, and we watched, Monster-in-Law.

Some movies are so bad they need their own scale. I, in consultation with leapfish, have created a new five-point scale. This scale spans the distance between what is commonly known as "no stars" and "one star."

My scale ranges from SpiceWorld, at the high end, and anything starring Chris Farley and David Spade on the low end.

I give Monster-in-Law two Spice Girls out of five.

For reference, on this scale American Beauty would receive 302 Spice Girls.