Help!

HELP! PLEASE SEND OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE SCAB-PICKERS!

(We're peeling the paint in the kitchen, and it's kinda slow. We're going to have to use paint remover in a large area we think, but a large portion can just be peeled it seems. Had we the patience.)

What exactly am I studying for again?

"You are the network technician responsible for marinating the Windows 2003 Servers..."

I really ought to start purchasing higher-quality practice exams.

No 787s for Air Canada

Those darn pilots -- always thinking of themselves instead of my likelihood of flying in a shiny new jet.

Air Canada pilots scuttle Boeing deal.

I suppose part of me is happy, as reduce/reuse/recycle applies even to airplanes.