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The world's seventh-largest economy. The world's largest biceps.

At least he can't become president -- you have to be born in the US to do that. Actually, not even people born on US Armed Forces bases or in protectorates (Puerto Rico, Iraq (*sigh*)) qualify.

Sheesh.

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I have this idea. Canadians are (generally speaking) well spoken, polite, educated, more socially conscious, better at mediation, etc etc ad nauseum, than (oh let's say) American politicians.

So why don't we start becoming politicians, and eventually governors, of all 50 US states? If our timing is right, we could do some neat tricks. Have a parade, change US policy, that sort of thing.

How many states could we get before they freaked?