Considering a new member of the family? Or a hardware upgrade?

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Clearly, and despite competing opinions, a kitten is substantially preferable to a puppy. It's also, incidentally, obvious that a new video card is 1.5 times as desirable as a baby. (thanks simplisticton

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First thing that came to mind...

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Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature, an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?

Data had one in his quarters.

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Funny that you post that - I was telling Vinny yesterday that you guys should get a pussy of your own!!!