Losing out on the fame game...

[c9]

Today's National Post reprints, in full, a blog entry from Laura's NYC Tales, all about her new cell phone which happens to have the same number as Chris Rock's old cell phone. It's such a puff piece a) because the Post did nothing except reprint it, and b) they filled it with huge pictures of celebrities like Rock, plus the people who called the wrong number and are mentioned in the story.

So from here on in, all my blog entries are going to be celebrity-specific, so that major newspapers can send me money to reprint my prose. When no celebrity mention is relevant to my blog entry, I shall just sprinkle in some names anyway.

Kevin Bacon.