I just discovered that I have another certification I didn't even know I had. It's ridiculous. For those just joining us, here is the full complement:
A+This is the silliness that happens when you train for a living. :)
Network+
i-Net+
Security+
Linux+
HDA (Help Desk Analyst)
MCSA (Microsoft Certified System Administrator)Master[Oops! --Cam] CIW Security Analyst (this is the surprise one)
CIW Certified Instructor
...and on October 4th or so, MCT (Microsoft Certified Trainer). I could get it today, but it would expire September 30th, so there's not much point.