Ahhh, life in the big city.

Scene: Three young mothers pushing strollers with babies in them down the subway platform, Sunday morning, 10:45am.

Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #1: "One word: eat a dick."
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #2: "What?"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #1: "One word! Eat A Dick!"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #2: "What?"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #1: "One word--"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #3: "Sshhh!"
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #1: "Eat a dick."
Young mother pushing stroller with baby in it #2: (pause) "What?"

(this is what you're missing out on, msvu20!)

Overheated

Something appears to be wrong with me. I've been getting night sweats suddenly in the middle of the night for the last week, with last night being the worst so far. I am not impressed, FYI.  Last night I soaked through the bedsheets and my pyjamas twice each, over about four hours.

I found a useful list of causes for night sweats on the internet. I'm sure it's dependable and an acceptable substitute for an actual doctor.

1. Menopause
2. Idiopathic hyperhidrosis
3. Infections
4. Cancers
5. Medications
6. Hypoglycemia
7. Hormone disorders
8. Neurological conditions

I think I'm pretty safe on most of these items, but I'm worried about number 6. I think that everybody in North America is going to end up diabetic in their lifetime based on the horrid lifestyle we've built for ourselves, and (although it might be psychosomatic) I've managed to convince myself that I respond strongly to blood sugar variations. I have no actual evidence or testing for this mind you. So obviously that's where I would start. Tonight I plan to have a slightly sugary snack before bed, just to see what happens.

(and yes, I'm aware of the difference between hyper and hypo glycemia, except I do mix them up often. I'll let a real doctor get involved when I think it's time to pick one.)

(original list here)

EMERGENCY: what's the OTHER cat's name in Go?

I have a serious problem that I need the internet to fix for me!

In the movie Go, there is a cat at the drug dealer's place which interacts with one of the characters. Up until tonight, we were convinced that this cat was listed in the credits, and we gave Lucky (pictured) his name based on it: Princess Leah Lucky Buttons. (Lucky's full name is Prince Leo Lucky Buttons)

However, it turns out that the cat in the credits is the other cat, the one that's in the alley with Manni the next day.  And the cat with the speaking role is uncredited!  That's gotta be against equity rules.

I have searched the internet for almost eight minutes and it hasn't resolved this problem. Can you?