Vocabulary

New phrases coined or learned recently:

• "You're a veritable wikipedia of knowledge!" - how to both compliment and insult one's facts simultaneously
  
• "trickwear" - leftover wardrobe from last night's fun

Revenge of the City of Toronto

Prologue: C&V buy an old house.

Act I: they lament the aged windows, floors, walls, air, appliances, fixtures, etc.

Act II: they get the windows replaced. the new windows are awesome. the new windows do not rattle when buses drive by.

Act III: the city digs a giant hole in the street in front of our house, and lays a metal plate overtop. now when anything bigger than a Camry drives by, the windows rattle again because the whole house is rattling.