Low Fat

I can tell I'm drunk because I'm sure this is funny, and I'm equally sure that others will not. (that's my clue that I'm not completely drunk as a skunk)

Anyway, I'm eating low-fat caramel corn. And it's not that tasty, since it's low-fat, so I amused myself by coming up with the idea that it tastes like popcorn coloured with a brown marker. And now I'm annoying Keith and Vin by continuing to claim that it's funny.

Keith is concerned that you loyal readers will wonder who the hell he is. I suspect he is wrong.