The Rules of Attraction

"Oh my god, it was a townie. I had actually lost my virginity to a townie."

This movie always makes me think of Fredericton. I miss being in university.

More, mon.

leapfish and I were just approached by two Mormons. Not sure what they're being punished for to get assigned to downtown Kitchener. It was the very first time I've been spoken to by one, if I recall correctly.

The first one invited us to church tomorrow.

"No thanks."

The second one was a little more obvious. "Hey guys! (spreads arms) I'm a Mormon. I'm actually teling people about the Saviour."

"No thanks. We actually just saw your friend on the other corner."

They fit perfectly into my Mormon-attractiveness-scale theory: big city, hot; small city: not hot; medium-size city: not unhot, but also not hot.

We should have told them we were gay. I've heard stories about required reactions on their part.