Yay Capitalist Talismans (Talismen?)

New business cards, coming soon to a desk near me...(this is the proof they sent me so I could ensure they didn't screw it up like they have every other business card I've ever had)

Anybody know what I can do with my leftover Polar Bear business cards?

Office Rage

Dear Coworkers,

Please stop using an apostrophe in every goddamn word you pluralize. I know you can't be bothered to remain literate with all the regular work you're expected to do, but for fuck's sake.

Seriously.

Sincerely,
Cameron