Overheard in the elevator in my own freakin' building.

[two women, one 30ish and one 50ish, enter the elevator. Carrying Bibles.]

50ish: "I finally got all caught on my Psalms. I always have that trouble."
30ish: "For me it's my magazines. And now that I'm going out I have to read what I'm giving out."

[Cam exits elevator.]